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The accidental collision of two penises during a threesome, in which the two are aiming for the same hole and collide.
Dude 1: "I was in a threesome last night."
Dude 2: "How was it, bro?"
Dude 1: "It was all good until the penile collision, then all bets were off."
Dude 2: "Eeeeeeeeeeeeew. Gross, man."
Dude 1: "Yeah, I already showered twice."
Dude 2: "You may want to take another, just for safety's sake."
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When you get tissue paper stuck on your cock after you wank trying to cleanup the smegma.
Last night after offloading I had the worst case of penile mache I have ever had, Fucking shit is sooo hard to get off.
(Phrase) A way to identify if there is any form of male participation in an activity; whether it be sexual, recreational, or educational.
We don’t want any penile participation on lady cousin day.
1.DETENTION FOR THE PENILE
2. DETENTION WHERE YOU GET PENETRATED
1. I screwed someone in class so I got penile detention.
2. Is Joey okay? No, he got penile detention
A modern version of the word "poppycock", basically meaning nonsense or bullshit.
Tyree Towsend: "Hey bro, I heard that Frank Garrett wasn't very funny."
Fred Herbert: "Oh penile cake! Completely false bruh."
Bloodletting of the penis, this involves it to soak and dry on a piece of paper to then be smoked. This is called penis blood cigarettes.
Atef - "ENGAGE THE PENILE BLOODLETTING"
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A form of denile when one denies that his penis is small. Victims of penile denile regularly talk about how "large" their penis is, probably to convince themselves of it more than others even.
"Yea im pretty much half horse, if u know what I mean"- common phrase from victims of penile denile
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