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"At least I'm not rubbing penises all over myself."
(Introspective)
"At least YOU'RE....."
(Outrospective)
-Phrase meaning "It could always be worse..." or "I could be doing worse things right now."
Examples of At least I'm not rubbing penises all over myself.
A) Reassuring; In a bad situation used to remind another that "it could be worse." (Ex: "I know your life is chaotic right now, and you're full of inner pain....But at least you're not rubbing penises all over yourself.)
B) Optimistic; Use to reassure oneself that "It's not that bad." {Ex: "Even though I have no money, no job, no car, no girl...at least I'm not rubbing penises all over myself.")
C) Derogatory; Used to insinuate homosexuality in a straight friend. (Ex: "I may be having sex with a fat chick...BUT at least IM not rubbing PENISES ALL OVER MYSELF...GARY!")
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a cuckold who got cheated on by a woman who had a baby with a gay senator and who cheated on the aforementioned cuckold with a beet farm owner
"i will not be blackmailed by some ineffectual, privileged, effete, soft-penised debutante"
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Some douchebag: are you and that other guy gay?
Me: No, we're just guys who stick their penises in other guy's butt holes, huge difference
Some douchebag: I see no difference
Me: It's cuz we say NO HOMO so that makes it straight. Then we go back to fucking girls right in the pussy
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a really bad sickness decaying women brain cells causing them to humiliate themselves publicly for the approval of men
Erykah Badu saying bless you to travis scott and not to the families of the victims who lost their lives at astroworld this is a example of penisism
a religion in which the followers believe the universe is one big penis
person 1: penisism is the best religion
person 2: im definetley gonna join penisism
a word used to describe a stupid person, who is an asshole or often has sex
you are very penisful!
your a dumbass the actual worth of a gooses genitalia<33
you absolute baffoon,you damn uneducated goose penise