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Pit Performer

A person who performs in the front ensemble, or pit for short. They have a wide variety of musical skills over several interesting instruments, and substitute their lack of marching on the field with more difficult music. Often brag about knowing how to play 50 different instruments while actually only knowing how to play, like, 6 (triangles don't count as instruments and you can't change my mind). Unlike drumline, they are the percussionist that can read music decently. If they are a good mallet player, they may even learn how to hold with 4 mallets.

In case you were wondering, this was written by a pit/brass player so I have valid arguments for both sides.

Person 1: Those pit performers barely march at all, I wonder why they're in the band.
Person 2: Yeah, but did you see them play? They're so good at what they do, I think it makes up for it.

by Bongo Boye November 29, 2018

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Peak performance

Peak performance is, the peak of some performance, but not. Is is the exact opposite of good skill. Often used in memes when addresing to same tragic and noob gameplay. But can be used in everyday life, when some performance or activity is very BAD.

1. I cannot get any scoreWe are so horrible in this game. What a peak performance my man. I should quit palying.

2. Mate, do you see that kneegrow, he is fucking bad. I can't get enough of this peak performance. How could be someone this bad?

by (Kgrow)DeadlyPants December 8, 2021

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rc performance

A tight shop on the far south side of chitown that got all the G body stuff.

Yo, I went to dem boyz at RC Performance and got my Cutty hooked up.

by SSon2s February 13, 2008

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Performative Brokeness

A celebrity who goes to extremes to complain about woke people just so they get attention and headlines.

Typically complain free speech is ruined by it when they simply can't think of anything to say without punching down.

"Did you see Ricky Gervais' opening monologue for the Golden Globes?"
"Yeah, another performative brokeness piece of shit from him."

by schmowzow January 20, 2020

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The standard of kpop performance

Choi san member of ATEEZ is the standard of kpop performance as it was said by professional dancers " the man who will upgrade the standard of k-pop performance."

Do you know who is the standard of kpop performance?
"You mean choi san the standard, the standard of the 4th gen and upcoming gens. YESSS!! We love to see it"

by Stanchoisanforbetterlife June 19, 2020

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life beyond performance

pretensionless. authenticity.

Some people don't know how to live life beyond performance.

by live December 3, 2006


Performance Enhancing Poop

Performance Enhancing Poop (PEP) a.k.a. Steroid Poo.

Act of pooping before an athletic event in order to be lighter, faster, and not have to deal with it during the event.

โ€œIโ€™m about to go running, but first, time for a Performance Enhancing Poop."

by B-Nutty April 13, 2010

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