A noob/scrub that has tryhard tendencies (attempting to be the best, etc.), but has noob behaviors and tactics (dying alot, wearing noob outifts, etc.) and end up failing due to these mix of traits
John Boy: Hey Tim, the dude in all black is trying to snipe me in the tower with a Dragonov.
Tim: Oh shit, is he a legit player?
John Boy: Nah I just killed him earlier, he is a Phony Tryhard.
A phony high is when your friends think you were smoking or are stoned but have actually not smoked at all. Symptoms of a phony high can include but are not limited to: Bloodshot eyes (often due to a lack of sleep or crying), watery eyes (often caused by discomfort of the eye, or again, crying because we all are secretly emo kids), mild hysteria (maybe you're just tired...) and many more symptoms that other stoners have been known to have.
p1: Is that girl high?
p2: She is sure looks like it..
p3: Nahhh, that's a phony high. She doesn't smoke.
What a homosexual says to another homosexual in a public bathroom when one of them wants to drink cum.
One homosexual sitting in a stall looking for a dick to suck hears somebody sit down in the next stall. He writes on a piece of toilet paper phony like you the other guy writes "yes" and oral pleasure occurs when the first guy enters the stall next to his.
When you think the ride will have a G-force as you’re about to drop on the rollercoaster but you end up not feeling any force or weightlessness at all.
Oh no! Here we go!
Wait, I didn’t pass out and this just feels fast. That was a G-phony roller coaster.
The name for billionaire and avatar of mediocrity Elon Musk.
You'd think Phony Stark is going to get humanity into space when we cannot even feed people and give them healthcare?