Chicopee Pitch

A card game similar to Pitch (high, low jack, game) in which the bidder leads the King of trump while holding the Ace. Usually played in Chicopee, Massachusetts by middle-age people with sixth grade educations and few teeth.

After the King is lead, all at table exclaim "Chicopee Pitch!" in a derogatory manner.

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pitch a tent

to strike a boner

Whenever Shallon walks by, they all pitch a tent.

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Pitching & Catching

Positions involved in anal sex - usually, used to describe gay sex in which the pitcher is "pitching" (throwing) the heat and the catcher is "catching" (receiving) the heat

Batman & Robin

In a pitching & catching scenario, Tom Cruise is definitely the catcher!

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pitch a loaf

to take a big crap

Man after that McDonalds I need to pitch a loaf

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Pitch A Bitch

To throw a fit or whine about something, especially about something insignificant.

Man, my girlfriend is gonna pitch a bitch when she finds out I have to work late!

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pitching wedge

Someone who looks good from far away. Looks good from a hundred yards out.

Dude, I saw her the other day. You don't know. She's a pitching wedge.

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Pitch white

'It's so white, its pitch white'

If something can be black & then pitch black then there is white & pitch white

When the bong hit is pitch white, you know it's gonna hurt

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