someone who's hair is plastered to there head, Unwashed stinky hair
Yo Jimmy over there has Plaster head syndrome, its fucking disgusting like wash your head
Having intercourse with a woman and when your about to finish you pull out and shoot it on her face. You then wait until the semen has dried and then you peel it off like a primary-schooler would peel glue off their hand for fun.
I was doing the deed with the girl next door and we decided we would have a bit of fun plastering eachother.
(n) substitute for the term "shit"
(adj) to be terrible at a task
1) Oh My God this is some Alabaster Plaster
2. I am Alabaster Plaster at poetry
The state of being extremely fucked up. More so than any individual state of being Plastered, Schmacked, or Hammered, it is as if three people attained those levels of inebriation, then combined to form one barely functioning person.
"Dude, why did I wake up with no pants , spooning a dead horse?"
"You got Plaster Schmackhammered, dude, I don't know what to tell ya."
Word used to describe someone called Ollie the dickhead who sticks to you like a dirty plaster. Really gross, really irritating, quite itchy, and hard to get off. But you must! They are very dangerous to your well-being. Get those plasters off!
My grandpa was such a plaster.
When you’re so fucked up you are squealing and running around like a feral hog.
Dude, Barry got so hog-plastered, we had to wrangle and hog tie him in the bathroom.
The lesbian version of dick drunk.
"Wow, that was a terrible decision."
"Yeah, she's pussy plastered. She's not thinking logically right now."