Very old person. Senior citizen. Definition derived from the fact that many old people hang plates on walls as if they were works of art.
I think there should be a law prohibiting plate hangers from driving automobiles.
30π 3π
The act of sex. The last of the bases.
Home Run, there aing gonna be a play at home plate.
387π 76π
A Bachelor Plate actually refers to a lack of an actual plate. Most of the time the use of a bachelor plate entails eating over the sink or a trash can in order to avoid cleaning/owning an actual plate.
Man 1: Dude, your steak is ready.
Man 2: Why did you just bring me my steak on a fork? Where is the plate bro?
Man 1: I donβt own any, I use bachelor plates, so you can either eat over the trashcan or the sink, your call.
Man 2: Sink, I call the sink!
172π 31π
A person who goes to insurance, financial or real estate sales presentations where free food is served, who is only there for the free food and is not interested at all in the bullshit being sold.
Sales rep: "Damn plate lickers! Twenty people showed up for the free steak dinner and presentation, but not a single sucker - I mean client - signed up!"
27π 2π
The act of ducttaping a small furry woodland creature to a persons bed, covering it, and waiting for the owner of the bed to climb in, ready to sleep, or commit other acts done in the bedroom.
2π 17π
a person who finishes their food first then asks you or another person for food off your plate
Jerry: can i have that piece of chicken off your plate
Austin: didn't you just eat
Jerry: yea but im still hungry
Austin: damn jerry your such a plate moocher
A person who is only there for show but not really a good person or friend
I had a ticket I forgot about, so when I got pulled over, they took me in. I called Jeff to bail me out, gold plated fucker didn't. I just got out today.