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A man's penis and testicals. A term that I just made up about a minute and a half ago.
"So Jill, how was Jon's genital platter?"
"Unsatisfactory at best."
"He would be most displeased to hear you say that."
"It would please me if a bystander pulled me aside and told me that I should really do something about it! It shows that there are still conscientious humans left on the planet."
"Why do you say you were a bystander?"
"Well I might as well have been."
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A batter platter is when a guy cums on a girl's face and then antiques her. (throws flour on her face)
dude you remember that chick from last night?!
yeah man what happened?!
Dude, I batter plattered the shit out of her!!!
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A sampler platter is when a man is having a threesome with 2 females and those females are nude on top of one another while the man is alternating between both females, penetrating them both.
Hey man, how did it go with stacey and sarah?
Good bro, we got down, they laid it on with the sampler platter last night.
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A new item on Taco Bell's menu that includes the main portion of your choice, beans, chips, and salsa, all made with the most digusting ingredients possible. After consuming a fiesta platter, one then has a fiesta in the toilet for days.
"Dude, Alvie, I don't feel so good. I had a fiesta platter for lunch today."
"Oh, me too bro.I had a fiesta in the toilet after that."
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Extreme, almost laughable cleavage. When a woman has her boobs up so high they are literally in her face. Distracting too. Not natural.
Wow look at the boobs on a platter to your right. She's coming out. Yikes
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When there is an orgy of "vegetables". Scrawny men dipping their penises I'm ranch and inserting it into several women's vaginas.
Woah! That vegetable platter was so much fun last night. I can still smell the ranch!
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Performing oral sex while the recipient is eating a seafood platter and upon orgasm sqirts upon the consumer.
Ruth gave Danny a splatter platter after he brought home a nice sushi dinner.
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