pledge cuffs

rhetorical drivel-based political promises through the use of figurative restraints on rationale, compromise and civility

Once he signed the "No Tax Increase" promise, Congressman Smith knew he had just voluntarily placed himself in pledge cuffs - he could never think for himself again while in office.

Hard Hat Pledge of Allegiance

I pledge allegiance to the boys, of the United Club of the Hard Hats, and to the bitch for which we detest, we stand against the Bucket Hat club, they may think that they are stronger, but we are... the Hard Hats... And we will fuck them up, FOR THE BOYSSSSS!!

Every morning instead of doing the pledge of allegiance, us boys say the Hard Hat pledge of allegiance instead, FUCK THE BUCKET HAT GIRLS!

A Starmer Pledge

something said to gain credence, credibility and most importantly elected, with no intention of EVER implementing said “pledge”. Also known as a Boris Promise.

I told my mom I would tidy up today but it was just a Starmer pledge

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