politics

the practice of being a complete loser. Next to lawyers, politicians are the least liked people ever. Maybe this is because they are liars and really don't know what they're doing.

"Mom, if I ever become involved with politics, please shoot me before it's too late."

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politics

A permanent flamewar. Includes edit wars on laws and bills, name calling, badmouthing other people, and other gratuitous foolishness.

LOL, Newt Gingrich is such a troll. Of course, he engages in politics.

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Politics

A dick measuring contest between well-dressed chimps.

Politics (see: any campaign race) always winds up in the selection of what people hope is the least problematic leader.

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politics

The system that governs the world. A system of cheating, lying, and scandal. Coming from the phrase poly, meaning many, and ticks, meaning bloodsucking parasites.

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politics

A vast leftwing conspiracy.

see communism , socialism ,satanism , etc.

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politics

Democrats = radical progressive leftwing international socialists

Republicans = radical progressive leftwing international socialists

American people = screwed

politics is raping you up the bunghole

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politics

Some boring ass shit. Seriously.

Dude #1: Hey Dude #2, aren't politics fun and interesting?

Dude #2: No.

Ron Simmons: .....DAMN!!

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