When a man splatters his partner with a large load of ejaculate such that it resembles a Jackson Pollock painting.
I hadn’t had sex in so long, I turned her into a Johnson Pollock.
sdj. Splattered, or sprayed over a surface in an interesting pattern.
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Careful with that skateboard now:; I do not want you pollocked.
The act of laughing so loudly that you're middle name becomes pollock
John lol pollocked at the site of Mary falling down the stairs
a person who likes to write dnd campaigns and eat lolipops
jeez that kid is such a ty pollock
When someone uses your toilet and craps so hard and so loose that it leaves brown splash stains around the rim and on the back of the toilet reminiscent of the famous 20th century abstract expressionist painter, Jackson Pollick.
My kids know I am an admirer of modern art and I believe they are the ones that create "Crapson Pollock" paintings in my favorite place in the house to clean.
someone who is incredibly addicted to video games, especially War Thunder
he has withdrawal symptoms if he goes one day without playing it
"conrad pollock" you say? well, he probably is filipino, plays war thunder, gets no bitches and has little to none rights
When you fuck some one but ejaculate in your hand, then high five your partner afterward with the ejaculate in your hand.
Dude, last night I smashed Sheila from accounting, gave her a bro pollock afterward.