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Ponce

My friend David Blacker is a ponce.

My friend David Blacker is a ponce

by Bigrontaxi@googlemail.com September 14, 2023


Ponce

A fat nonce that likes to slip their nose into a hairy asshole

Dude 1:Dude that nonce just keyholed a hairy asshole!

Dude 2:OMG what a ponce!

by Watford for the league June 1, 2019


Ponce

The birthplace of AIDS and Gonorrhea.

She from Ponce, she must have cooties in her pussy.

by Only The Best OTB July 2, 2020


Ponce

An individual who preys on others.

That Jeremy Corbyn is a right ponce!

by Dannyboy16 June 12, 2020


ponce

generally is a man who lacks manly features
2). a weak, effeminate or homosexual man.

u weak little sissy ponce.

by bigpussy3000 September 15, 2018


Ponce

Used when something bad or sad has happened but you want to make light of it; referring to the unfortunate and ironic death of Ponce de Leon in the show Clone High. Often lamenting something with an ironic undertone.
Could be used as "Ponce" or "Ponce moment".

Person 1: This really bad thing happened and it's negatively effecting my mental health but I'm going to make jokes constantly to cope with it.
Person 2: Ponce moment.
Person 1: Very Ponce indeed

by femboyjason October 8, 2020


ponce chariot

A two wheeled motor vehicle, usually a moped covered in ridiculously pointless mirrors and other rubbish that not only lowers the performance of said vehicle but also makes it more unstable. Usually ridden by suit wearing Ponces of fairy boys.

What a ponce chariot!

Little Timmy: "dad, why does that scooter sound like a hair dryer and is covered in mirrors?"
Dad: "that's because it's a Ponce Chatiot, son"

by The Mossfish March 25, 2016