Cluster Pong

The offensive strong odour of many varied clashing aftershaves and perfumes, emanating from a group of people on a night out together. Combined into one unholy stink, this stench often catches you unaware, and chokes you as you walk down a street.

It is a cluster pong. You have been cluster ponged.

Example 1:
'Holy cow, I walked right into that cluster pong, and now my head hurts.'

Example 2:
'Lets cross the street, there's a Hen party ahead and I can't breath in that kind of cluster pong, I only have two lungs.'

Example 3:
'I would love go out drinking this Friday night, but I can't handle the hellish cluster pong. Can we make it Monday morning instead?'

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Ass Pong

Weird vid of two lesbos, one shoving her inside out ass into the other's, then shitting ping-pong balls into the other's asshole

lesbos Ass Pong

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Pong Lenis

A way of defining the length of one's member without sounding too crude by cleverly swapping the first two letters in "long penis"

Well since you don't like my personality, I just want you to know that I have a pong lenis.

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wine pong

to play beer pong with wine.

yo bro lets play wine pong! we'll get way more fucked up than if we use beer.

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Jungle Pong

The most epic game ever. A sort of free for all version of ping pong that can be played with 5-10 people.

That game of Jungle Pong last night was insane.

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Island Pong

A variation of beer pong in which two separate and level surfaces (aka islands) are aligned across from each other with cups placed upon each in substitution of a proper table. The game offers a practical solution for not having a beer-pong table or space for one and is thus popular in college dorm rooms. Islands can be comprised of any two level surfaces but are commonly identical desk chairs with ottomans placed on the seat of each one. Some island-pong advocates include a third surface between the islands such as skateboard on a piano stand for players to bounce shots off of which, when made, result in a penalty of two or more cups.

“Trying to play some beer pong right now but I don’t have a table. Oh wait, why don’t we just grab my roommate’s two nightstands and play us some wicked Island Pong?”
“I’m game! Sounds hella tight!”

Cyber Pong

playing beer pong with long distance friends with the use of webcams and/or ichat

"I got another DUI, so I can't come over tonight." "Doesn't matter : CYBER PONG"