Poot

2 words combined making 1 Poop and toot combine to make Poot, synonymous with the word shart meaning to poo a little when only intending to fart

i cant trust my ass after those tacos, i might poot!

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poot

Poot is a word that has a diffrent meaning in every area of the country, and world. To me, poot is somthing you say when you are just happy...

1. HAHA! Tim just asked me out! I'm gonna go write POOT on my tummy! :-D POOOOOOOT!

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poot

A person who's uptight, no fun. A party pooper. A stuffed-shirt, a fuddy-duddy. Synonymous with "old fart".

"Don't be such a poot!"

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Poot

POOT simply means to pull out on time.

-What is one way to prevent pregnency?
-POOT!

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Pooted

verb: In Counter-Strike: To be killed by a long range headshot from the Steyr Tactical Machine Pistol (alias TMP: typically a short range machine gun). Derived from the name "Pooter" which the TMP is often called because of the "Poot" noise it makes upon firing.

noun: Alias taken by legendary scoutzknivez player Pooted, co-founder of "Team Fat Bat Owns You".

Pooted pooted (misc. player name here) with the pooter!

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poot

a small fart, kinda gassy type...

that poot smells

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Poot

An exclamation, usually said when things do not go the speaker's way.
Variation: pooty

"Well poot! I really wanted to go there today, but it's closed..."

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