Pootis

It's a stale meme that was born in a game "Team Fortress 2", when the heavy weapons guy says "Put dispenser here", yet "Put dis" sounds like "Pootis". What the hell people.

With that sandwich, I'd pootis there.

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Pootis

when somebody/something contains an odor too strong for the human nostrils

Hey dude, don't go in that bathroom. Its so pootis

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pootie do

1. Phrase uses to indicate one would be willing to have sexual intercourse with a female.

2. Phrase used to imply sarcasm towards a female. Another way to say big deal.

1. What you think about that girl over there? Pootie do or pootie don't?

2. She's walking around bragging about working out for, a grand total of, one day. Pootie do!! Real lifestyle makeover.

Root Pooty

A man who sharts on YouTube for profit

Guy 1: Do you know Root Pooty?

Guy 2: Yeah, isn’t he the guy who farts?

Pooty

The severity of hyper activity.

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Shoplift the Pooty

When a man, who is punching above his weight, offers to be the father of the child of an impregnated girl just so he can sleep with her.

Geez, that Bradford will do anything to get into Shirley's pants. He's now the father of the bun in the oven! He'll make a great chequebook dad. He did shoplift the pooty.

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pootis spencer

The phonetic spelling of the way the "Heavy" character from Team Fortress 2 requests a dispenser, (an in-game item built by the Engineer character that gives health and ammo to nearby players), saying "Put dispenser here" though his accent makes it sound rather difficult

Heavy: "Pootis Spencer Here!"

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