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When you feed your girlfriend a big meal and forbid her from shitting for the next 7 hours, then do her from behind whilst fingering her butthole so you get a nice juicy wad of poop.
Then write a special message on her back and invite your closest friends to jizz on top of it. Wait for it to dry, then peel it off so you can post it on her fridge.
"Valentine's Day was coming up and I wanted to get her something special, so I gave her the post-it!"
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To pretend to be something one is not, as in high-post.
That ill kid from down the block tried to post up on me last night, Son.
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In roundball, the state of having been utterly humiliated near the net, as your opponent steps into you to throw you off, then swivels around you toward the basket and drops the ball into the basket as though you were not there.
Whoah, Chris just got posted by that midget. What a pud.
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Posts obviously cut & paste from others' status updates at the originators' request.
Now my FaceBook is flooded with all this junk posting (mass posting,chain posting) because Suzie has asked everyone to like and re-post her "loving friends" status update, "Let's see who actually pays attention. Like this post and then copy this as your status. I'll be watching to see who really does cherish family and friendship. Thank you for being a part of my life!" This is worse than a chain letter or junk e-mail.
Women are capable of achieving the same
dazzling heights of assholism as men.
That woman is a post-post-modern feminist.
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The anticipation and excitement of seeing somebody has responded to a post you birthed on social media, but after reading their response you are left sad and empty.
Honey what's wrong with you today, you seem out of it??
I'm sorry, I left a witty political post on the knitting forum and one lady called me a trumptard. Loretta says I have Post Post Depression and the only known cure is logging off cries...
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in computers, the most elite; more elite than any other; above all in eliteness
"Thats so post!"
"Thats not just John, that's Post"
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