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pouring the rain

the CORRECT way of saying "pouring rain", which doesn't even sound right, but "pouring the rain' sounds right

What if it starts pouring the rain?

by catlover2493 November 19, 2010


k pour

adult beverage in which the measure of alcohol poured is in direct proportion to the relationship of the drinker to the bartender.

"wow! this drink is really strong! the bartender must've given me a k pour"

by kelldoubledee January 24, 2014


short-pour

1.) noun: The unconscionable result when a stingy bartender withholds egregiously on portion size in dispensing your overpriced libation.

2.) verb: To dispense an alcoholic beverage in a shamefully parsimonious fashion.

"Well, I bet they wouldn't have served Fabio no freakin' short-pour!"

by Dr. J. Iglesias, Esq. June 22, 2011


pouring into bed

To go to bed after drinking most of the evening. The pouring action is used rather than a climbing or crawling action, as the person falls into the bed in a fluid manner similar to a header or a swan dive. This is often done with street clothes on, as most people pass out upon entering one's bedroom. It is also said that drunk people lack the coordination to change clothes.

Pouring into bed is typically followed by a hangover the next morning.

Person 1: "I had a good time at the party, but I think I had a few too many."
Person 2: "Have fun pouring into bed."

by solana July 07, 2007


Pouring Whiskey

To "pour whiskey" can mean a few things.

A: To pour a bottle of whiskey into a glass.

B. To fire bomb a large area during a military air raid.

-Hey, what's with not pouring whiskey with me yesterday?

-Oh, I wasn't sure if you wanted to fire bomb a city, or if you just wanted to get drunk.

-Both?

-Nice!

by Mark Connor February 11, 2009


pour scorn

to say that something is stupid and reject it

I always pour scorn on her ideas because they are random and stupid

by letsdothisshit September 26, 2017


fat pour

A gay fetish where a skinny dude raw dogs a fat dude

Brooks went to the man hole to do some fat pouring

by Jabarius March 06, 2020