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the CORRECT way of saying "pouring rain", which doesn't even sound right, but "pouring the rain' sounds right
What if it starts pouring the rain?
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adult beverage in which the measure of alcohol poured is in direct proportion to the relationship of the drinker to the bartender.
"wow! this drink is really strong! the bartender must've given me a k pour"
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1.) noun: The unconscionable result when a stingy bartender withholds egregiously on portion size in dispensing your overpriced libation.
2.) verb: To dispense an alcoholic beverage in a shamefully parsimonious fashion.
"Well, I bet they wouldn't have served Fabio no freakin' short-pour!"
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To go to bed after drinking most of the evening. The pouring action is used rather than a climbing or crawling action, as the person falls into the bed in a fluid manner similar to a header or a swan dive. This is often done with street clothes on, as most people pass out upon entering one's bedroom. It is also said that drunk people lack the coordination to change clothes.
Pouring into bed is typically followed by a hangover the next morning.
Person 1: "I had a good time at the party, but I think I had a few too many."
Person 2: "Have fun pouring into bed."
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To "pour whiskey" can mean a few things.
A: To pour a bottle of whiskey into a glass.
B. To fire bomb a large area during a military air raid.
-Hey, what's with not pouring whiskey with me yesterday?
-Oh, I wasn't sure if you wanted to fire bomb a city, or if you just wanted to get drunk.
-Both?
-Nice!
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Pouring more alcohol for a person who has not expressed: consent, interest, or desire for any more alcohol.
Especially when said person is already too drunk to give consent or drive.
An intoxicated friend is already slurring their speech and he was predatory pouring more liquor into her glass with out her knowledge.
when a bartender serves an oversized drink. E.g. a glass of wine that is filled to the top. Or a glass of whiskey that exceeds one shot and / or fills the glass.
"Wow, that is one jersey pour.."