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When one wears compression shorts for an extended period of time while performing physical exercise leading to a very similar feeling to blue balls
1:"Man that practice was long my balls are killing me"
2:"Oh you must have practice sack"
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When the purple team practices on Wednesdays
Why is the purple team having an illegal practice?
The act of pretending to study for a test such as the SAT but actually playing Sims 3 with all volumes off. Usually results with bad reflexes when someone walks in the door to see your SAT book closed and your face on the screen. It usually causes an awkward moment, stuttering and a bad lie which gets you in even more trouble.
*Mom walks into room*
Mom: What are you doing?
Guilty: I-am-just-watching-the-SAT-tutorial
Mom: That was a Fake Practice right there. You're grounded!
A female you can fuck anyway you like to brush up on your skills, try some new shit, or create some new positions.
I need my practice pussy for this new position I thought of.
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Practice Hero
A certain Athlete who feels that it is his or her responsibility to make everyone else look like shit. Usually found listening to Christian Metal (for Jesus-fueled adrenaline) or jerking off to running videos. A Practice Hero never stays up later then 8'o'clock, and rarely socializes with anyone other than their right hand.
John: Sup d00ds, just ran like 8 miles, brah. No sweat, b.
Ya feel meh??
Fred: Maybe we could try working as...you know...a
fucking TEAM!?
John: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA TEAM HAHAHAHAHAHAHA but seriously though...you guys suck dick.
Narrator: (song to the tune of...I dunno...a transformers commercial?)
PRACTICE HERO! He follows all the rules!
PRACTICE HERO! He makes us look like fools!
He's a Practice Hero and all he needs is some short shorts
and a cool GUITAR SOOOLOOOO!!!11!11
PRACTICE HERO!
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Soccer Practice is a song by Johnny McGovern, better known as "The Gay Pimp". The song is about a gay guy getting a straight guy to do something 'dirty' with him. The Gay Pimp's website is http://gaypimp.com/ and you can watch the video for Soccer Practice here: http://www.ifilm.com/ (search: the gay pimp soccer practice).
"Oh, I don't know man, I mean I like to do manly things..you know, just manly guys doing manly things. You know what I mean?"
"Listen: I like to do manly things, but..I like, baby, to do them with you. I was thinking we could go do..something dirty, yeah,"
"Dirty..well, like what?"
"Sorta like soccer practice.."
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When you are wearing a pad and you are unsure of whether or not the menstrual flow is hitting the pad properly, so you adjust the positioning of your vagina to ensure proper target alignment (aka the blood is going on the pad and NOT your pants).
Oh man...it totally feels like my pad is off to the side...TARGET PRACTICE!!!
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