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a pregnancy that comes to a boy
usually very uncommon
unless something happens....
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When a woman cums inside a man's penis.
A reverse pregnancy took place when a woman's secreted bodily fluid entered the man's urethra during sex.
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The act of being constipated to such extremities that a baby comes out of one's rectum after the first 5 painful waves of feces exiting the anus
Marcus: Dude, eating all those cream pies really makes me want to unload right now
Henry: Yeah, we should go unload together
(Both Marcus and Henry walk into a bathroom and each go in a stall)
Marcus: This is going well so far
Henry: Yeah, my dump is go...
Marcus: AHHHHHH!!!
Henry: Dude, are you okay? Why did you just interrupt me? Are you constipated?
Marcus: It's worse than constipation! Oh goodness, I think I have a butt pregnancy!
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A common practice in sadomasochism circles and elite sex workers.
In the usual sadomasochist setting , the man (sadist) bet a big sum of money (or something of value) and must impregnate the woman (masochist) in a one day session (a bullet).
*/The man can have multiple sessions but no more than 5 times within a month period and must bet each time. (since there is a maximum of 5 bullets in a 6 shots revolver.)
*/The woman , is forbidden to take any kind of contraceptive and allow his partner to have any kind of acts done to her as long as it's specifically in the goal of impregnating the her; like keeping semen inside her with a dildo or filling up her womb with semen through a funel.
*/If the woman ends up pregnant , he wins and keep his bets while the woman must perform an abortion.
(Usually she becomes his "sex-slave" for a certain amount of time.)
If the woman doesn't end up pregnant , he lose and must pay each bet.
(Usually he becomes her "sex-slave" for a certain amount of time.)
The goal here for the woman( who absolutely doesn't want a pregnancy or children) ,is the thrill of having no control and safety while putting her "life" in danger , while the partner is shooting "bullets" inside her.
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*/If the woman is the masochist and the only one betting her life, then it's a "Risky sex." . When doing on a risky day ,then it's a "egg challenge" or "Suicide sex". Usually done with a set of faulty condoms with at least one safe , chosen randomly by the girl.
-You know Samantha ? That shy girl. Well last night she did a pregnancy roulette with a guy she just met , can you believe it !
-It's always the quiet girl who that the kinkiest, i told you .
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When your crank one out into the toilet and a girl comes to take a shit and it splashes up back into her vagina and gets pregnant from it
Man, I can't believe that Stephanie got that splash pregnancy for me .
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Mathematical calculation to determine the time a female got knocked up. Most often used to narrow down possible biological fathers of the baby. (date expecting- 9).
Guy 1 and Guy 2 chatting:
Guy 1: "Hey, did you hear Jullie is gonna have a baby in March?"
Guy 2: (inwardly calculates pregnancy math.....)
Guy 2: "Naw, I didnt know that. But that ought to narrow down the possible dads to about a dozen guys she was with last July"
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Another word for penis.
I launched my pregnancy missile right into her vaginal cave!