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Me: yo bish
Friend: I’m dying
Me: are you anti pregnant rn
Friend: yes guuuurl
A Hideous Drag Queen who wears hideous dresses that are so tight the seams are scereaming.
That bitch loooks like a pregnant flamingo!!!
A girl that, while 8 or 9 months pregnant, will swallow multiple loads of spunk from different men and often let them film it.
Guy 1: Katie is such a pregnant slut!
Guy 2: I know! She swallowed my cum!
Guy 1: She swallowed mine as well! There was so much!
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2 words a man never wants to hear
GF: Baby, Im pregnant
BF: Aw HELL NAW!!!
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when you have unprotected sex with your partner of the opposite gender
GF:"Baby remember last month in the shower when we had dat amazing sex"
BF:" Yea it was so fun"
GF: Well remember we didnt use a condom and im not on birth control"
BF:"Yea"
GF:IM PREGNANT, NIGGA
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Absurdist YouTube comedian who makes bizarre gross-out videos. Often wearing his trademark snaggly, nasty ass fake teeth, he sings pop songs, makes prank calls, or wreaks havoc in public. A lot of his comedy involves his making fun of himself, in particular his so-called "manboobs" or "stink tits."
His most famous video to date is "Big Girls Don't Cry," in which in he offers his interpretation of the class Four Seasons song.
"Shnacker Shnaw!" shouted Mr Pregnant as he galloped across the field in a pink leotard.
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A reality T.V show which involves teenage sluts (usually, going by the name: Chelsea or Alexis) moaning about how they got pregnant and have no money.
They go on this show to get money and ashame their family's on showing how much of a whore they are, usually the father is some 20 year old high school drop out who will have nothing to do with the child and will go nowhere in life except selling 15 year olds cocaine and ruining their lives.
These girls are also usually highschool drop-outs and will become raging alcoholics who's daughters become whores and get pregnant at 16 and the process is repeated...
The girl on 16 and Pregnant became pregnant by sticking a dick in between her legs and becoming a slut...
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