prize claw

an MMA attack in which you jump into the air and grab the opponent by the head with all four of your limbs similar to a prize claw machine. Opponent could then be launched into the air or poked in the eye or slapped with your penis seeing as to how he will feel like a complete doushe

Jared: So how was your fight?

Tsuji: That was lame, i got flinged like a doushe.

Jared: Really? How?

Tsuji: He did a prize claw and slapped me with a cock

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The prize inside

When ever you find something indelible in something edible

Person 1: Ah man! I found a scabby band aid in my burger!
Person 2: That's called the prize inside

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Prize Whore

Someone who continues to win multiple contests for prizes, not giving others a chance.

Mark: You already won the last 3 contests, everyone already knows you have the most skill, why not let someone else have a chance.

Tom: No way, I want the prizes.

Mark: Prize Whore!

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Consolation Prize

See "Hand-job."

Johnny was mackin' this girl something fierce at the party last night, but instead of being a winner, he was awarded the consolation prize.

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1st Prize

That Bitch from Baldi's Basics who is gay and hugs everyone he sees
he is very annoying and deserves to be dismantled

1st Prize pushed me right into Baldi!

1st Prize is so fucking gay, he tried to hug me so many times

Lets go cut 1st Prize's wires!

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consolation prize

This is a sex term describing when.....
A guy goes on the pull and finds a girl he thinks he has a chance of havin sex with that night, and so feeds her with drinks till its almost inevitable. They end up round her place but she's so drunk, she passes out on the bed before they get their clothes off. The guy then, knowing he won't get what he came there for, flips her onto her back, wanks off and sprays his load down the middle of her spine.

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Consolation : the comfort you feel when consoled in times of disappointment

tunde:"Dave and Sarah were really going at it the other night weren't they. Did the brother get a slew?"
Mev:"No, he said he got a consolation prize though"
tunde:"That's my dogg!"

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prize penis

someone who clearly deserves the biggest award possible for being a dumb arse.

Charlie: Rupert just drove straight into that parked car!
Sidney: What a prize penis!

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