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Things i have done while procrastinating
1. Taken really good shits (when i felt like it)
2. Fucked many hot women (while sleeping)
3. Learned that Cattle are the only animal that pees backwards (From some obscure website)
4.Blown many a load
5. Pwned many a n00b in C&C Generals
6. Learned Stairway to Heaven (plus solo)
7. Eaten many a hot pockets
8. Listened to Hotel California over and over and over......
What great things we have accomplished from procrastination.
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Watching people eat your Cosmic Bacon Orb in Restaurant City while making out with your best friend, when you should be doing something productive. But meh, you'll just go back into your best friend and have hot passionate make-out sessions.
"Ah dang, I should be memorizing my lines for Spanish, but my best friend seems a lot more alluring, and he is just too cute...especially when he falls for my man-bitch schemes. So I'll go and make out with him, since he still owes me a lesson on how to be a good kisser ^^ Oya, I just leveled up my Cosmic Meat Orb dish in Restaurant City, so I'll let the people have that dish, while I make out. This is procrastination at its finest"
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Someone who is clearly procrastinating but has spent so long procrastinating that they no longer have the energy to make up a lie.
Little sister, "What are you doing?"
Big sister, "Not-procrastinating".
Little sister, "If you say so..."
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Here are some definitions on procrastination: 1)
10 things why I procrastinate: 1)
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The art of never getting up off your hole and doing things.
Enda indulges in excessive amounts of procrastination as well as masturbation.
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A fun thing where people keep making up excuses of why they aren't doing their homework or bills. For example this is just something I made for fun cause I am bored AF!
Procrastination is something to do when you don't want to do work.