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When you get stressed about having alot of work and just masturbate instead of getting anything done
"Yo have you started your essay?"
"Nah man, I've been procrasturbating"
"I have alot of homework to do tonight, I'm probably going to break down and procrasturbate"
Jacking off to avoid or delay doing something more productive.
Trav - Hey man have you finished that maths assignment due in the morning?
Paul - Nah, been chronically procrasturbating. I'll get around to it soon.
*Next day*
Paul - I procrasturbated all night. Can I copy yours?
When one has intent to accomplish something, but instead masturbates.
I never get my homework done in time, I procrasturbate too much!
To waste time by playing with yourself in a hedonistic but ultimately pointless way.
"Some people think all I do is procrasturbate because I sit here telling myself I'm the only one who can be right and it makes me hard"
"I was going to watch a documentary on our planet to help inspire me for my thesis, but then I saw that skinflixxxx had a free ten minute preview so I ended up procrasturbating"
"That guy Kevin is such a procrasturbater, all he does is sit around playing sad classical music drinking gin whilst crying that nobody likes him"
The act of stopping and starting again while masturbating in order to delay orgasm.
Dude, masturbating goes by too quickly...
You have to learn to procrasturbate, man.
Putting off a task or chore in order to masturbate
John likes to procrasturbate because he has a sex addiction.
When you have something to do but you procrastinate and spend your time masturbating instead.
i have homework that's due tomorrow, but all i've done today was procrasturbate