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When you have something to do but you procrastinate and spend your time masturbating instead.
i have homework that's due tomorrow, but all i've done today was procrasturbate
To masturbate when one's procrastinating
Instead of doing my work, i procrasturbated to my favorite porno.
Noun- A combination of procrastination and masturbation; masturbating in the effort to procrastinate. Usually occurs when you are supposed to be doing work on a computer, but start to look at porn and end up masturbating instead.
Leroy has to do all of his work in the computer lab where he can't procrasturbate.
Putting off other things in order to masturbate.
She would often procrasturbate instead of getting her work done.
Jacking off to avoid or delay doing something more productive.
Trav - Hey man have you finished that maths assignment due in the morning?
Paul - Nah, been chronically procrasturbating. I'll get around to it soon.
*Next day*
Paul - I procrasturbated all night. Can I copy yours?
When one has intent to accomplish something, but instead masturbates.
I never get my homework done in time, I procrasturbate too much!
The act of stopping and starting again while masturbating in order to delay orgasm.
Dude, masturbating goes by too quickly...
You have to learn to procrasturbate, man.