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An imaginary being in the political world. This being is a man, a Republican, who has progressed the United States into a forward direction politically, economically and financially. Unfortunately, none are known to exist in the world.
-Did you hear man? We got a progressive Republican as our Governor.
-Yeah. Too bad they don't exist.
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(prəˈɡresiv) 1. To be a champion of free thought in any society. 2. An individual who advocates pushing past societal and cultural norms to achieve equality and equity. 3. One who advocates for progress regardless of circumstance by any reasonable means necessary.
Real Progressives never compromise on policy.
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An Australian ideology that encompasses both conservative and left-wing beliefs in the spirit of compromise branded as the average man’s party. The ideology takes influence from Theodore Roosevelt’s BullMoose party to better the working man in a capitalist world.
Are they right wing?
Are they left wing?
No they’re Bulldog Progressives!
Or
I say good sir, who is that dashing person over there?
They’re a BullDog Progressive!
How radical! uwu
Its like a report card, but it still is the reason why suicide is the 3rd leading cause of death amongst people under the age of 18.
Karen: let me see your progress report.
Son: ok
Karen: Indecipherable yelling and screaming and whipping.
3 hours later
Son: *BANG!*
the act of getting lots of useful but unimportant things done in order to avoid one un-pleasant task.
I had a great procrasti-progress day. I cleaned the house and my car but didn't get anything done about my taxes.
n. The process by which one ends up browsing various Wikipedia articles or Youtube videos that are of little or no interest but seemed like they might be interesting at the time. It's likely you'll end up on something totally irrelevant and forget what you were supposed to be doing.
Clearly, the expression is a pun on the musical term "chord progression".
My assignment was on the European Union but after a bored progression I ended up learning about flying lizards
In relation to video games: giving the feeling of nostalgia in a series full of nostalgia while keeping the gameplay fresh to the point it'll be remembered as nostalgia in it's own right and not a gimmick.
What is Nostalgic Progression:
-Super Mario Brother 1, 3 and Super Mario 64
-Metroid, Super Metroid, Metroid Prime
-Castlevaina, 3, 4, Symphony of the Night
-Legend of Zelda, Link to the Past, Ocarina, Majora's mask, Wind Waker, Twilight Princess
What isn't:
-Super Mario Sunshin
-Metroid Prime 2 Echos
-Any 3D Castlevaina released to date(6/25/2010)
-Zelda 2, Zelda's Adventure.