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The execution of an extremely satisfying bowel movement. A wholesome dump.
Dawg, after the chowing down at that churrasco, I needed to let go of a "nature's promise". Feeling ten pounds lighter.
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A ring of any shape and size as long as it’s not from a gum machine that portray you marrying he/or she in the near future. Most likely you two will never marry or you would have given her an engagement ring
Baby, with this promise ring. I promise that some day, don't know when or don't know how but we will get married...Now close the door,it's getting a little chilly
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This is the most serious and secret promises of them all. The holy of promises. Definitely not something to mess around with. This is a serious matter that needs to be taken cautiously. You keep it your in the clear you break it. Three words "Karma is a bitch".
Jimmy: Hey don't tell Sarah that I like her please.
Ralph: Don't worry bro I won't. (Liar)
Jimmy: Pinky Promise?!?!?
Ralph: Pinky Promise (makes a pinky promise)
*Next day Ralph tells Sarah that Jimmy likes her. *
*Ralph pinky falls off next morning *
The End!!!😃
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I would like to get inside her promised land.
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A promise made while your penis is inside a person to that other person. Akin to pinkey promise but it is ten times a legit.
Justin: "Oh god I want to spend the rest of my life with you!"
Megan: "Swear?"
Justin: "Penis Promise."
Megan: "Good."
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To show that you are serious about your promise. You can't pinky promise then say why your pinky promising.
I pinky promise I won't tell him.
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A promise necklace- peice of jewelry often with a similar charm and chain between two people who feel for each other, being romantic, friendship, or even family related. A bond, a promise that that person will always be there for you and visa versa
"I'm buying my ex girlfriend a promise necklace for Christmas, although we've brought each other through hell and back on Earth, she's still my rock and I love her unconditionally. "
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