Promotion Blowy

The act or duty of receiving a blowy from your partner on the day of a promotion at work

After years of hard work, Andrew finally got that promotion to Vice President! Chante knew what had to be done and gobbled that sword right down to the nuts giving Andrew the Promotion Blowy he deserved

promotion puppy

a person whose sole desire in life is to climb the ranks

Gregory was a promotion puppy, and wouldn't stop until he was CEO.

Pvt. Jenkins promotion

That moment when Pvt. Jenkins gets promoted to senior moderator. Pvt. Jenkins promotion

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Jump promote

• When a promotional company purposely tries to overshadow a competitor by offering there service's before there competitor in order to sway business there way

• When a promotional company offers there service's before there competitor without sufficient promotional backing to spite there competitor

The term is coined from 'jump the gun' which is a term used when an individual acts before the proper or appropriate time

It is not illegal but is not a desirable trait as a businessman and may deter other businessman from dealing with you and can be seen as a snake move

I think they're trying to 'jump promote' me to steal my customers

Promotion juice

Promotion juice is an alcoholic beverage (usually straight Jaegermeister shots followed by a bottle of Becks) designed to enhance ones self belief and give them an enormous amount of courage. First discovered in 2010 in Amsterdam by a handful of event promoters who would down a few shots then hit the streets promoting with an enhanced feeling of confidence often resulting in more sales.

Better call into the pub and have some promotion juice

select security promotion

Select security promotion. This is when you leave an employee due to working conditions, poor treatment, etc and get re-hired down the road as a manager.

A: dude. I finally left that slave farm shithole. I couldn’t take it any more.

B: oh good. In a few months, they’ll re-hire you as a manager and you’ll be treated better because you’re higher on the corporate ladder. That’s a select security promotion.