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a alcohol induced mental affliction which beguiles the sudferer into believing that between his fourth rum and coke and his sixth trip to the men's room he acquired the ability to sing.
Although frequently associated with karaoke, the affliction can accur anywhere industrial quantities of alcohol are consumed, music is played, and assholes abound.
Suddenly he could sing everything better than the original artists like he was touched by a Muse, but he was just suffering from karaoke psychosis.
Spiritual psychosis is not an official medical term, however for deeper reference, it was studied by Carl Gustav Jung.
Spiritual psychosis can be a result of
(1) not pursuing psychic abilities and then learning to control and maintain them (Jung, chapters on hysteria Psychiatric Studies)
(2) being cursed by a sophisticated magician, alchemist, witch doctor, oracle of Satan’s reign etc… and then experiencing psychosis as defined by the Diagnostic Statistical Manual published by the American Psychiatric Association
(3) Experiencing a situation similar to that of Needy from ‘Jennifer’s Body’ or Rosemary from ‘Rosemary’s Baby’ mental and emotional bewitchment causing severe traumatic internal and external responses
Guy 1: That movie was all about spiritual psychosis.
Guy 2: Do you really believe in that stuff?
Guy 3: I surely do my girlfriend’s been assuming that I’m cheating on her. She had this crazy talk saying she saw a doppelgänger couple of us fighting in the presence of another girl.
Guy 1: Your girlfriend is a nut job.
Guy 2: Does she take any medication for that?
Guy 3: Stop being a—holes. I’m Catholic. I believe her.
Guy 2: I look forward to the wedding.
Guy 1: You’re both the nutty bunch.
When you've spent way to much time swiping on Tinder.
"Dam dude Ive been on Tinder way too much, I think Im in Tinder Psychosis"
When you begin noticing that there's nothing but Latin, Germanic, and Mediterranean lineages within your Celtic family tree and the men are not having their own lineages, however they're producing daughters or no children at all, and the women are outliving the men...
The soon to be mental patient has the Crownvirus psychosis reoccurring syndrome and will need to be transported to the nearest 72 hour concentration camp immediately at the tax payers expense.
When you play Minecraft for so long you start to disconnect from reality.
Dave:"I've been playing Minecraft for so long I forgot how the real world works bruh"
Dave #2: "You got Minecraft Induced Psychosis man"
The act of not having enchanter have a function other than the original rune in shadowbane. This lack of changing an usable rune has resulted in easily 500 people not playing shadowbane.
A severe episode of mental illness. Usually triggered by stress, trauma, drugs or Teegan. Can also happen randomly. Usually lasts up to a few weeks. Can last up to 6 months. Stay the fuck away from it!! It's the devil.
Teegan is the definition of psychosis