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Pump is a slang term that usually describes a sexual and/or disgusting act
usually preformed in public and concealed by bumping in to someone and proceeding to insert an unnamed substance into there pocket
it can somtimes refer to a practical joke were yogurt is sneaked into someones pocket to give them a messy surprise when they put there hand in there pocket
it is consider rude or impolite to "pump someone"
stranger:*bumps into ped 1*
ped 1:hey watch were your going
ped 1 whats this ewww nasty i got pump ed
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A word used to describe something as "cool." It's a combination of "punk" and "pimp", most commonly used by soda-drunk jr. high kids at parties.
Whoa dude, the hat is so pump!
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A word used to address another person in a casual sence. Can be used interchangably or along with the word dude.
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A "pump granny" is an elderly or infirm person (esp. a woman) who attempts to promote zero or low value stocks for a TTCM. They accept this as being extremely low paid work & either realize (if they don't have Alzheimer's etc) that they will probably be meeting their maker before the legal system indicts the company & them OR have Alzheimer's & have no clue what their doing.
Michael: My mother works as a pump granny for TTCM, at least I don't have to pay her
Sonny: That's my mother you're talking about!!
An older Lady used to hype up product for a company.
Man 1: “Did you see the Pump Granny at the Xbox Event?”
Man 2 : “Yeah, there were loads of Pump Grannies! I bet even my Grandma will buy an Xbox now!”