he-purse

Just as it sounds: a purse worn by dudes.

Bob: Dude, what's with the he-purse?
Bill: It's not a he-purse, it's a messenger bag.
Bob: Does it have messages in it?
Bill: No, just my iPod, and a book, and a bottle of water...
Bob: He-purse.

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fudge purse

Fudgy squishy top part of a vagina

I have a nicely groomed fudge purse

Purse Tequila

A small bottle of tequila kept in a purse for emergencies.

We ran out of booze so I had to break out the purse tequila

Dragon Purse

An infected vagina that suffers from dragon-like symptoms, I.e. Fire breath, scales, etc.

I haven't puked that much since I got a face-full of Chelsea's Dragon Purse

loin-purse

scrotum, or the scrotum and its contents

I felt those silver dollops storing up in my loin-purse.

velvet purse

Slang for vagina

"Can I put my skin flute in your velvet purse?"

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purse puppy

A small breed dog that fits in a woman's purse.

I hate when ladies bring their purse puppy everywhere they go.

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