rudetorical question

A question whose purpose is only to offend, not to answer.

Mom: Why are you wearing your hair that way?

Daughter: Do you really want me to answer that, mom, or was that just a rudetorical question?

Bum Question

A fart with an upwards inflection. When you fart with an upard inflection your fart is actualy asking you, or those arond you, a question and should be listened to.

*Upward inflected fart*
Man:"Oh, My bum just asked if you like the smell of other peoples poop?"
Woman in lift:"In answer to your bum question, The smell makes me horny."

The Cremation Question

If you were cremated what vinyl record would you like your ashes to be made into?

Anon: If you were cremated what vinyl record would you like your ashes to be made into?
biggest-gaudiest-fish: Oh my gosh I can’t believe I got the Cremation question!! My song would have to be: Girls/Girls/Boys by Panic! At the Disco

webtorical question

A question you ask over an open online forum, where you can easily Google the answer to. It's the on-line version of a rhetorical question.

"That reminds me, is Stalag 17 out on DVD?"

"Why would you ask me when Google is available?"

"It was just a webtorical question."

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Cookie question

A very interesting math question from Nick Fuentes, it goes like if I take 1 hour to cook a batch of cookies and the cookie monster has 15 ovens working 24 hours a day how many cookies can i make in 5 years.

The Cookie question definitely got me thinking, i would guess it would be around 400,000.

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question talker

A question talker is a person who askes themselves a question, for the sole purpose of answering it themselves.

"Did I just go outside? Yes I did."

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Question Spawner

Someone who answers a direct question with three stupid, usually unrelated, questions. The “spawning questions” are designed to be just a little more obtuse or urgent than your original direct question.

What is most annoying, is that the Question Spawner actually believes that he/she has answered your original question.

A Question Spawner is able to magnify the confusion of any given situation exponentially -- especially in large group settings.

You..."Joe, when will you be done with the project?"

Question Spawner
"Do you know when Bill is going to be back from vacation?"

"Have you heard whether we are going to release the product into China?"

"Do you know what the advertising budget for this project?"

You again...."Joe, when will you be done with the project?"

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