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Giving her forty quid is one of the meanest ways of dumping stupid Welsh girls, or generally enabling a woman to get the hell out of your house, life, and mind.
Man to friend:
"She's doing my head in."
Friend:
"Give her 40 quid"
Man goes to missus, flings 2 £20 notes in her general direction: "Here's forty quid. Put that in your petrol tank, and fuck off back to Cardiff"
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The art of practicing medicine such that a patient is subjected to tests which will not alter the direction of treatment, and refusing treatment until the patient complies. When a doctor requires a test or procedure more harmful or risky than providing appropriate treatment to see if there is improvement.
Dr. Clarke is practicing Quid pro quo medicine, he wants me to have an ERCP with sphincterotomy when a CT Scan carries less risk, less cost and is more accurate than his subjecting opinion.
The conspiracy theory that Trump and Putin used secret queefs between staffers to communicate coded messages.
QAnon Quid Pro Queef coding has now surpassed AES 256-bit encryption as the gold standard.
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(n)An MP3 player that, while competent, is not nearly as prestigious as the white-earphoned variety made by Apple.
"ere, check out his two-hundred quid shy-pod, the cheap bastard."
"It's a two hundred quid shy-pod; It aint flashy, but it does the job."
An MP3 player bought by someone intelligent enough to not buy a fucking iPod. Used as an insult by Apple fanboys.
Look at the highly intelligent fellow with the Two-Hundred Quid Shy-Pod.
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Where two or more people receive an equal-size measure of baccy-chew.
I can respect nicotine-wad-chomping buddies' wanting to "share and share alike" by practicing quid pro quo, but surely there are less disgusting --- not to mention less hazardous to your health --- ways to display fairness of mind???
this for that; tit for tat (obsolete, but still used by older people); "you scratch my back and I'll scratch yours"; usually used in legal exchanges with attorneys each giving something to settle a case.
The "quid pro quo" in the divorce was that the wife would get the house and the husband would get the cottage on the lake.