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quim shot

the ability to fire certain vagine discharge into great blobs, temporarily blinding said male in the game of quim shot

wow, thats a great one duck, your QUIM SHOT got me reet int ring sausage.

by redquim August 29, 2008

9πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


quim-ninja

any male who uses martial arts on a vagina. results may vary

I had no idea Steve was a quim-ninja, until he dragon punched my uterus last night.

by RossBC August 28, 2005

49πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


quim face

somebody who has a quim for a face or has a face that looks likea quim.

sam field.
oh my god, she has a right quim face

by quim gaytion February 23, 2009


Quim Trim

n.
1. where pubic hair around the vagina is shaped in a distinct way

2. an insult aimed at highlighting the similarities between a rubbish haircut and the appearance of styled pubic hair

3. Tom Jone's hairstyle

1. Sarah's been the shower for ages, probably perfecting that quim trim of hers
2. HaHa did you see Danny's new haircut, its a right quim trim!
3. "Hey Tom Jones, loving the quim trim!"

by ghandiii January 9, 2009

7πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


quim

One who wears satchelled pants in which he can dump his masturbatory discharged usually go by the name of Jack Smith and wear specially designed satchel pants which allow easy access to the penis at any time. A typical quim would usually have bed time set around 8pm and have regular β€œnaps” (masturbation sessions) throughout the day, β€œThe early bird catches the worm”. Typical quotes from a quim would be – Nice pic ains, v. Nice tshirt mike and women aren’t funny.

"hey steve where did cliff go?"
"well he said he's gone for a shave but i think we both know he's wanking, the quim"

by Proudfeet2 January 29, 2009

6πŸ‘ 95πŸ‘Ž


quim bath

An explosive female orgasm covering the "manipulator" with pune juice.

her moans stopped and he returned out of the room with his hair matted and wet, he obviously recieved a quim bath.

by mooking August 23, 2006

16πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Quim Wedge

As in Quim, meaning female sexual organ, Quim Wedge refers to the corresponding male organ.

Man I can't wait for her to suck my quim wedge.

by Jack Denny October 1, 2006

38πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž