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R Kelly's Grandma

Another person popularized by the comedian Dave Chappelle, in which R. Kelly's grandmother is watching R. Kelly (Dave Chappelle) "pee" on a girl so to prove that the urination on R. Kelly's sex tape is not digitally inserted.

R. Kelly's grandma is key to proving R. Kelly's innocence.

by Porksta July 6, 2005

187πŸ‘ 122πŸ‘Ž


Rated R. Kelly

A female that is too young to have sex with

" Man did you see that chicken head at the movies last night, I'd love to fuck the shit out of her."

"You trippin, we're 25 years old, and she's Rated R. Kelly. Go to jail if you want too."

by Von J November 7, 2007

15πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


r kelly crying

r kelly cried during his interview I would def. check it out LOOK IT UP

I have been assassinated r kelly crying

by lavenderrocks March 8, 2019

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


R. Kelly Slip

when going to take a urine test and "accidentally" tripping spilling the urine onto the doctor.

Dude i totally gave the R. Kelly Slip to that nurse. She was drenched in piss.

by Fabio Quintera August 15, 2008

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Reverse R Kelly

1) when your mind is telling you yes, but your body is telling you no

2) when a middle aged woman holds the power in a relationship with a male teenager and uses that power dynamic to Engage in the act of urinating on said teenage boy during a sexual encounter.

1) mountain biker to another mountain biker β€œsorry to hold you up, I went full reverse R Kelly on that last hill climb”

2) self explanatory

by Isthereanuntakenpseudonym September 6, 2019


R. Kelly Lemonade

When a girl with braces gives you a blowjob and simulates a cheese grater on your dick, and then fills her mouth with lemon juice and salt to get in the wounds.

"My girl just got braces, we're about to make some R. Kelly Lemonade"

by belent November 13, 2017

5πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


r kelly face

slut

that girls got r kelly face

by danny November 5, 2003

46πŸ‘ 138πŸ‘Ž