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Small testicles that resemble the size and shape of raisins. Small wrinkly testicles.
Wow son, you have raisin nuts. How embarrassing.
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A pitiful, shriveled, stretch marked penis that has Parkinson's disease and possibly has Alzheimer's. Usually has liver spots and feels like a wet noodle.
I would rather take a two inch punisher up the butt than see a shaky raisin.
When two women engage in female lesbian sex. Bumpings clit on clit. In simpler terms, two girls rubbing pussy on pussy.
"Omg girl, Lindsey and Andrea are totally bumping raisins"
Fine clusters of excrement that have solidified on the ends of pubic hairs in the rectal region.
Also double as excellent munitions.
Andrè plucked a butt raisin from the crusty rim of his anus, flicking it nonchalantly at the other people on the bus.
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When you come into work on Thursday thinking it is Friday, just to find out that it is not. Comparable to buying a chocolate chip cookie only to find out on the first bite it is in fact a raisin cookie.
Sweet! Only two hours until the weekend!
Dude, it's not Friday.
What? Fucking raisin Thursdays.
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An old folks home. Where you drop your parents off when they get old, and are pretty much useless. I hope I never get old.
"You'd better start walking, or I'll drop you at a Raisin Ranch", said Karen to her Mother.
"My Mom works at a raisin ranch, cleaning old people's asses", I said.
"You're headed straight for the raisin ranch when you retire, Ed!" I exclaimed.
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An orgy involving a morbidly obese asian woman and eight midgets with reasonably dark or tanned skin, preferably being african-american or hispanic.
In the olden days, raisin bread only cost a nickel.
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