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The Jason Reach-Around

When you annoy a Quirky, Gay, Dumbass, White kid who is the son of a cop and thinks he's a badass. And he ends up grabbing your balls to make you stop

I annoyed Jason with a flashlight so he pulled The Jason Reach-Around to try and take it away. Needless to say, I felt violated

by 07042016 July 4, 2016


Satan's Reach Around

Putting hot sauce or chill pepper on one's finger and then placing the fingers into the ass or vagina of another.

I was with this chick last weekend she gave me Satan's Reach Around. Last time I have tacos on a date!

by aestrophUnicorn February 28, 2019


kentucky reach around

When your boss fucks you but is courteous enough to pay you time and a half.

My boss gave me the old Kentucky reach around last night.

by The Last Canadian Hero September 13, 2017


Gratuitous reach around

From behind, reaching under the armpits and grabbing a woman's breasts.

I slipped behind the woman and gave her a gratuitous reach around.

by ClassicFZ December 9, 2017


upsidedown reach around

obvi a tugger from the back while hanging upside down on your local elementary school's monkey bars duh

dude bro chill it was sick gnar ass i got a upsidedown reach around last night from some sweet betty

by JEFF-BALLZ aka DJ J-BALLZ September 24, 2010


Bladed Reach Around

The act of cutting ones genitals off with a knife.

The phrase first appeared in Song Reader: the musical

"If you don't pay me by the end of the week, I'll give you one of my bladed reach around specials."

by Yuri Andropov July 21, 2016


Cupcake Reach Around

During anal sex, the party in the rear with ether hand will reach between both parties' legs and take hold of the other party's genitals, pulls backwards while thrusting.

Does this cupcake reach around cum with icing?

by bferon August 4, 2009

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