Deviated Rectum

What happens to your ass after a hot, rough night of anal lovin'

gavin's 8-incher left cliff with a deviated rectum that now needs some repairin'

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Bumpy Rectum

A rectum that is bumpy, due to excessive lovin'

Lucas loves Megan May's bumpy rectum.

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your rectum

A homophone for "you're welcome"

Muhammad: Hey Yomiko, could you please pass me that box of aborted fetuses?
Yomiko: Sure, no problem Muhammad!
Muhammad: Spank you!
Yomiko: Your rectum.

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rectum conductor

One who drives a butt train

the rectum conductor shouted "next stop Sphincter!"

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Rectum Rocket

its those small chili peppers typically found at boll weevill

dude .. you better take it easy on those rectum rockets or your gonna have a major burn going when you when you pinch off your next steamer

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Rectum Hopper

A man who indulges in anal sex with many other men. Can also be an athlete in the sport of Rectum Hopping.

Bruce is the best Rectum Hopper in all of San Fran!

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rectum rat

a rat which is smaller than its relatives of which resides in the crevice known as your ass. has the tendency to nibble on your sphincter muscle causing the person to uncontrollably shit their pants.

you should really call the pest controll about that rectum rat