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Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer

When you take a white light bulb and stick it in a woman on the rag and then you plug it in.

He gave his girl a rudolph the red-nosed reindeer lastnight!

by slap chop December 17, 2010

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Symphonic Post-Apocalyptic Reindeer-Grinding Christ-Abusing Extreme War Pagan Fennoscandian metal

A subgenre of heavy metal taking inspiration from Symphonic Black Metal and features lyrics about life in Finland and the mistrust of Finnish Christianity, and glorifying the Warlike Pagan lifestyles of the neighboring countries' history. The lyrics focus on the solution to the mundane Finnish lifestyle being the Apocalypse. The only band that plays this currently is Impaled Rektum.

"You guys look like a weird heavy metal band"
"Yes, we are a band"
"Really? What do you play?"
"Symphonic Post-Apocalyptic Reindeer-Grinding Christ-Abusing Extreme War Pagan Fennoscandian metal"

by Yharimus September 28, 2023


reindeer clan

lol, reindeer clan is a groupchat on discord . idk they like to annoy everyones ass off there

Person 1: Have you joined reindeer clan????
Person 2: ew no tf

by serenitysdemonhoe December 8, 2021


reindeer girl

Similar to a horse girl, but for girls into reindeer. They tend to be complete smoke shows and a freak in sheets. Warning, will always love their herd more than their partners. Confusingly large concentration that live in central Pennsylvania.

Forget about horse girls, I wanna reindeer girl. They’re all baddies.

by HorseGirlEnthusiast March 8, 2022


reindeer rearranging

Reindeer Rearranging (n):
The rearrangement of artificial animal home-lawn holiday decorations into sexual positions whilst the owner of the property is unaware of the rearrangement. Usually at night in a “drive-by” scenario.

“Hey guys, wanna go reindeer rearranging tonight?”

“Sure! But no one is going to be able to top last year when we put that reindeer and Christmas pig upside down doin’ it doggy in that pine tree.”

by MattyP210 December 19, 2018


Reindeer Games

Unfair, unwarranted, deceptive treatment in the form of over-convoluted pranks relentlessly performed on someone, usually by means of dishonest trickery or by gaslighting them until they either break down, succumb to madness, or commit suicide.

"He was cheating on her with 6 other women and she didn't even know it because he kept playing Reindeer Games throughout their entire relationship."

by Lehetinu June 30, 2022


Reindeer games

Don't let Good Will Hunting or The Town fool you, Reindeer Games and Paycheck is the closest thing you will see to the real Ben Affleck.

Ben Affleck is witnessing Gary Sinise, the man of many faces, fuck his own sister, or so he thought. This Reindeer Games movie is as bad as Paycheck, this guy knows how to make bad acting a trend or a statement of some sort. He's going to drag Gary Sinise right down with him, Leonardo DiCaprio starts to look more like James Cagney after watching Ben Affleck, not that Leonardo DiCaprio is a bad actor, he can at least make people cry instead of just laugh at him like Ben Affleck.

by The Original Agahnim December 30, 2022