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That feeling you get whilst pooping, when you wipe, then realize you still have more to come.
"Jeff had wiped, pulled up his pants and as he washed his hands realized he had wipers remorse."
An emotional and mental phase that one experiences after he/she was crazily drunk the night before. As the name suggests, the person is very regretful of the things he/she did the prior night... and in most cases, he/she calls up his friends and apologizes for his/her behavior for the prior night. This phase usually involves a personal promise that he/she will never get that drunk again.
Guy1: Dude, I got really hammered last night. Did I cause any scene?
Guy2: You, fool. You puked all over Gerald's couch. I had to take you out of his house before he could find out and kill you last night.
Guy1: Fuck. That wasn't the real me, man. I'll never drink again.
Guy2: You're just in your "remorseful phase." Give it a week or two, and you'll be at it again.
The sense of regret after having children. It may stem from fear of making the wrong choice, guilt over extravagance, or a suspicion of having been overly influenced by friends, parents, or a partner.
Jim was on the fence about having children and once he did he was struck with a bad case of procreator's remorse.
The feeling of impatient despair after realizing that the video you have just clicked on is not what you wanted, or is dull and worthless to your purposes. Similar to buyer's remorse; Bandwidth Remorse lasts for up to 6 seconds, which is the time it takes to find the "X" to close the video. Six seconds in Internet time is currently 3 minutes. A loose application of Moore's law is increasing the time (in 18 months - 3 seconds will be 6 Internet minutes).
After clicking "watch video" on the condo for sale ad, Max had bandwidth remorse. The "video" turned out to be a low quality slideshow with music and a cheesy script. It took Max five seconds to realize his misstep and find the "X" that closed the PowerPoint "video". Those five seconds felt like minutes.
In fantasy sports; an owner realizes that a player left on the bench scored enough points that would have given him/her a win for that week.
Mick: Damn it, I played Ladanian Tomlinson this week instead of Frank Gore. If I had played Gore, I would've have won. Now I'm out $100 and my wife won't talk to me.
Paul: Damn, that's one hell of a case of bench remorse.
The feeling of guilt one feels after a good ole jerkin session. Still not completey understood why many men expirience this issue.
After Clevon got done burping the worm after a long days work he climaxed and felt a great deal of jerkers remorse strike him but it only lasted a few seconds cause he started fappin like nothing happened.
When you end up hating the person you liked/loved just the other day. You may or may not like someone else instead, and it may or may not be followed by a feeling of remorse/douchbaginess for getting over someone so quickly.
John's having a bad case of lover's remorse. Yesterday he loved Julie, and now he hates her.
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