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To stay as friends but act as lovers until the time comes that you can properly date the person.
Kate: "I'm a physical girl I can't do long distance"
Josh: "Be my reserved girlfriend because them titties are mine"
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A term sometimes used when a made man in the mafia kills another made man without the permission of his superiors.
A term sometimes used when agents in a spy agency, such as the CIA, go on unathorised assignments.
The Sopranos: "Tony B went off the reservation and wacked Billy Leotardo."
Spy Game: "If you go off the reservation, I will not come after you..."
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A man that a woman is not currently dating, usually either an ex-boyfriend, a former fuck buddy or a one-night stand, that she still keeps in her phone in case of a sudden need for emergency sex.
A reserve soldier is different from a fuck buddy or friends with benefits in that these are people she sees outside the bedroom and are usually utilized on a more consistent basis, whereas reserve soldiers are men that she definitely does not want to date, be friends with or see for any other reason than just sex, and are usually are only called upon by a woman in cases where she's not been getting any from the guys she actually wants to date or fuck buddy is unavailable over an extended period of time and sexual frustration is on overload.
See also booty call.
After her fuck buddy got a girlfriend and a series of failed dates, Megan finally gave up and called one of her reserve soldiers to quel her sexual frustration.
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A large-party reservation at a popular restaurant made and later canceled at the last minute.
The wait-staff at Dorsia's are dicks. Let's call in an Indian reservation for 20 people.
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the most vile alcohol on the face of this planet
"what does it taste like? dirt?"
"no it tastes like steel reserve"
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A private national bank that churns currency cents to the bill. Not backed by a physical commodity but by your faith you have to the issuing bank.
Man 1: I got a 1000 dollars, and its all mine!
Friend: No it's not, you EARNED that money but you don't own it.
Man 1: Yea, how?
Friend: The price printed from the Federal Reserve on each bill Is the amount you believe its earned.
Man 1: So it's not backed by anything, and it's just printed out?
Friend: Yup
Man 1: so, I can print it too
Friend: Yes.. NOOO!
*Plays Roundabout by Yes*
...To Be Continued
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