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A person who resorts back to, or continues to make use of, old technology, the general population has discarded or no longer finds viable.
After her device died and had no upgrade available, the Retro Techno resorted back to her laptop to send E-mails.
Commenting or liking friends' statuses from over a month ago. This is usually achieved via facebook's Previous Status Updates feature.
Example of retro-stalking:
Your Friend
Im ready for highschool to be over with!
May 2010
You
ME TOO!!!!
March 2011
To go backwards in behavior or development. To retrogress. To blow a fart with enough force to actually breathe out fire like a dragon.
Even though he was outside, he obviously did fire the retros when he blew a big loud fart and made a terrible smell. He retrogressed to a baby just about.
An old item or clothing which hasn't been considered retro yet.
Wearing an old item before it became retro.
1) "I'm keeping all these ties, they're still pre-retro"
2) "I hear Dear Stalkers are back in."
"I've been wearing my Deer Stalker for years"
"Yea, but you've been wearing it when it was totally Pre-Retro"
LSD and magic mushrooms
When you combine LSD😍 and mushrooms 🍄 .
Shrooms and LSD (Retro flip) like a candy flip without the Molly
a town, person, or people who bring new concepts and ideas, making you think differently, but in a way that feels comfortable and old school.
Have you been to Cleveland before?
No, that place is a stinkpile.
Wrong. It's retro progressive.
Any refrigerator built during the mid 20th century. These nifty fridges are easy to identify, as they are usually covered in a lot of chrome, badges and will likely have rounded edges. Kelvinator, Philco, Smeg were some of the more well-known fridge manufacturers of the era.
Retro refrigerators are highly sought after by those who have an eye for neat stuff. Basically if you're into art, then you'll like retro fridges. These fridges are relics from a bygone time when women wore stockings and suspender belts, cars were awesome and rockn'roll was the big thing.
Sadly, thanks to the usual groups of lunatics, retro fridges are slowly becoming extinct. Crusty environmentalists always slander these great old appliances, calling them "inefficient". Apparently, some people care more about "energy efficiency" than aesthetics or history.
A modern fridge lasts about six-ten years, tops.
Retro fridges do not break down, they have been going good for 50+ years and will never be beat.
My old Kelvinator fridge is in great condition, it was built in 1957 and still functions fine today. You just have to defrost the excess ice from the upper icebox compartment every month or so...
Go screw yourselves you green-thumbed environmentalists, you'll never take away my gas-guzzling classic car or my electricity-burning Retro Fridge!!
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