The one place where you can meet up with people you’ve fucked and find out you’re related
Man I had a family reunion and found out that hot girl I fucked was my cousin and that’s the typical family reunion for Missourians
The worst comeback that hits everything from "ur mom gay" to "your family tree LGBT"
Example:
Al:Fuck you Matt!
Matt:Ur mom gay!
Al:Ur granny tranny
Matt:ur family tree LGBT!
Al:(heavy breathing) your family reunion a homosexual communion
(Matt gets butthurt and flies away from his own farts)
Sam:Haha Bill! Wanna know how I roasted Hugh?
Bill: hahaha yes! How it was?
Sam:Well he started with typical phrase like ur mom gay and so on and I finished him with my ultimate new rekt phrase
Bill:What did you say?
Sam: I said your family reunion a homosexual communion!!!
Bill:Whahshwhshdifpsldkdjhshah lmao
Sam:Yeah I know, He was so rekted that flew away from his own fart!
Bill: Aaaa that's what happened last Friday? I thought it was an earthquake or something
Sam: Yeah he bombing harder than Afgahnistan!
When every male members of a family has sex with every female family members until they have all had each other at least once
Damn Billy you look tired today, yea I was at a Arkansas Family Reunion this weekend now I’m worried if my aunt is pregnant.
Something One direction promised but never did.
fan1: So when do you think the reunion is happening for 1D?
fan2: they first said it would be 18 months. we need to stop clowning
fan1: yeh maybe you're right.
rain.
What? A teardrop family reunion? NO!
-some talking fire
The worst insult you can ever use. If you use this you can kill the person in a matter of half a second. Not only can it kill the person but can kill his/her family in a few seconds after it killed the person on which it was used on. DO NEVER USE THIS INSULT.
carl- your mom gay
Nick-no u
carl-ur dad lesbian
NIck-no u
carl- ur granny tranny
NIck- no u
Carl- ur grandpap a trap
Nick-no u
Carl-your family reunion is a gay communion
NIck-*Fucking obliterated, the family dies*
Credit: My friend Anthony made it