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so drunk you projectile vomit geysers of pure blood off the front porch every 30 or 40 minutes.
i'm getting rip-roaring drunk tonight!
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Rahul Vaidya is the favorite to win bb14. He is the best contestant of this season. Vote for Rahul Vaidya. RKVians will do anything to make him win.
the most epic festival to ever hit north america. it features avenged sevenfold, disturbed, hail the villain, hell yeah, airbourne, stone sour, hale storm, new medicine and a battle of the bands winner from each tour stop
person 1, did you go to the up roar festival? person 2, no i missed it, person 1, you got pwned. it was the best thing i have seen since skittles
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When you’re resting bitch face has become enhanced. People do dumb shit that poses you off and you just gotta show them to not fuck with you.
“Get the fuck out my face hoe.”
“Damn I didn’t need to see your roaring bitch face.”
It’s when your resting bitch face is intensified. Like whe you’re already in a bad mood and somebody come along and add to that bad mood, show them your Roaring Bitch Face.
“Damn Kaycee why the roaring bitch face?”
“My boyfriend has been doing stupid stuff back to back and 5 mins ago he liked some girls half naked picture on insta.”
“Oooh hw better be afraid.l
This is an extremely dangerous sexual maneuver that should only be performed indoors. While having sex with a condom on, dip your dick in canola oil, light it on fire, and extinguish the flames in one of your partner's orifices. Be sure to have an escape planned in advance, as this will cause the recipient to scream in pain.
"I burned down my house after a fire dragon roar gone wrong"
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im gonna fuk her but first gettere her so drunk she's gonna roar after all that fukin around o man im gettin laid!
Drink-sex-roar
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