fish roll up

a cigar filled with weed that you use as a dido on your gf before you smoke it

there's so much pussy juice on this thing

yeah man its gonna be a good fish roll up today

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rolled up phone book

An arse splittingly wide shit, usually the result of stuffing yourself the day before with kebab, steak, fine cheeses, etc... and dehydration caused by excess alcohol.

Rupert howled, when the morning after the pickles and cheese party he had to pass a rolled up phone book

nevada cheese roll up

When you wake up from partying in Vegas with 2 Latina girls covered in your jizz and wrapped up in a blanket

I got so drunk lastnight that I made bitches into a Nevada cheese roll up.

roll up clown deep

To arrive at your destination with many people packed into a small car, evoking the image of clowns at the circus.

Dude, we're gonna be the laughingstock of this party when they see us roll up clown deep.

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Fruit Roll-up Challenge

When she wraps a fruit roll-up around your cock and you aren’t allowed to cum until she sucks it fully off.

Dude! I always complained the Fruit Roll-up Challenge but those last hard sucks caused me to nut!

Roll Up the Rim To Win

1. Another term for wedgie, as in grabbing hold of the back of a person's underpants and yanking upwards until they scream.

2. Tim Horton's contest slogan.

Background: Canadian

I grabbed my roommate's underwear and yelled 'Rrrroll up the rrrrrrrim to win!' until he started screaming.

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Fruit roll up

a gay nigga who does a drive by

bro this gay guy did a drive by my house
so a fruit roll up?

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