A small city in northern california known for its friendly people, good wine, gangsters, and high percentage of mexican people. Everyone loves the mexican people though, so its okay. Very famous for harmony festival and other pimp things like that.
wheres that sexy guy over there from?
from santa rosa, of course!
oh yeah!
where can i get some good bud?
santa rosa OG that shit is chronic
oh yeah!
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The fakest thing since plastic, fat ugly and sad, often falls in love and obsesses over celebs to feel less dead inside. Sad and dumb, this type of person is also really fat and fake as well, they're so fake that barbie is jealous
Your friend is such a Rosa no Heart ass bitch I hate her she's should die
A beautiful, amazingly spirited girl. Always brings a smile to your face and can make you laugh more than any other girl. Tough as nails but wants to be taken care of. Do not let her go. If she wants you as her best friend you've found your soul mate.
"I wish my girlfriend was funny"
"Sucks for you, I'm already with rosa vargas"
A disease characterized by the inability to get up from your bus seat when told to.
Other symptoms include the difficulty to follow directions, an enlarged ego, a love of sitting up front, and being black.
"She wouldn't move to the back even though the front is dedicated for the handicapped."
"She must have a severe case of Rosa Parkinson's."
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Rosa parks got clout from being black then got yeeted to the back of the bus.
Me: have you heard of rosa parks?
Someone: the one who got yeeted niπ
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when you tell a woman to do something and she wont do it i.e. sitting in the back, you smack her around until she obeys
Taylor: "my girl never does anything"
Alex: "Well then just give her the rosa parker"
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