Crusty rudder

A "crusty rudder," not to be confused with a Dutch rudder, describes the sexual act of a male squatting on a female and farting with enough force to produce an audible sound and send tremors through the female's face. In most cases the female contracts conjunctivitis.

Pharmasist: "Kirsten, how may I help you?"
Kirsten: "I need antibiotics for my conjunctivitis."
Pharmasist: "Oh dear! How did this happen, again!?"
Kirsten: "You know how Chris likes those crusty rudder sessions..."

Swedish Rudder

Swedish Rudder is the act of masturbation with a friend manipulating the forearm of another friend in an up and down motion while the male holds his own penis. This can only be completed in totality if the male ejaculates into a fan spraying his male friends in the face.

"Steve from accounting gave Kevin from HR a Swedish Rudder, well because Kevin is a fucking freak and HR peeps deserve a lil nut in the face."

Rudder and Roll

A variation of the the Double Dutch Rudder involving a man and a woman. The woman performs the action of the rudder (using the man’s arm to perform the jerking motion of his own member with his own hand). The man meanwhile grabs the woman’s hip while she uses a vibrator, and with a rolling motion moves her hips to create more stimulation from the movement.

I totally got to do the Rudder and Roll with Amanda last night... it’s not cheating because we were doozin ourselves

chubby rudder

word for a fat mans member,

ben got his chubby rudder out, and relised that no one wanted to see it

swahili rudder

Similar to the Dutch Rudder. A male sticks his index finger into his own belly button cavity as his male friend grabs his forearm. The male friend then begins to emulate the motion of masturbation. The motion should look similar to the fingering of a vagina.

Bro 1: Hey where's your belly button.
Bro 2: Right here bro. (Bro 1 grabs Bro 2 forearm)
Female 1: What are you guys doing? It looks like you're fingering his belly button.
Bro 1 & Bro 2: We are! It's called the Swahili Rudder!

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Corpse Rudder

Using the hand of the first passed out party goer to jack off.

Ronnie gave himself a Corpse Rudder after Tommy passed out at the party.

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Dutch ruddered

The act of being carbon coppied on company wide congradulatory emails causing digital waste. This term is also prevelant when the person being praised is not the one who did the work.

Dude, did are you getting these emails? Looks like Steve is getting Dutch Ruddered over the hard work I did.

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