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The bottom belly roll of a morbidly obese woman.
I was about to bang this fat chick and totally had to lift her whale sail to get to her poon.
The act of tying a very loose woman to the mast of a ship and pulling her lips apart in order to catch wind
we went pussy sailing with Bianca last weekend and we went faster than my buddys speedboat.
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Being of absent mind to the point of not knowing where you are, what you are doing, who you are, or where another party favor is.
"Dude, today is a Yard Sail type of day, I left my wallet in that dirty raver's car and threw up in my own mouth."
"You guys are totally Yardsailed, I love it, Rave?"
"She is strung out on 10 Zanex, she is a yard Sail"
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Much like a Dutch rudder except you grab your friend from behind while hes railing a chick and shake him violently, as to fuck the girl with his penis.
My buddy was too much of a bitch last night with this one chick so I had to dutch sail his ass into her harbor.
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(1) A frog or toad that has been run over on a highway, resulting in a dehydrated, absolutely flat corpse.
(2) An item of many creative uses, can be used as a frisbie, bookmark, mousepad, or for use in mailing prank letters.
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The act of stretching the human scrotum into a traingle, similar to a sail on a wind surfer. Usually acheived by taking each teste and pulling them down and apart simultaneously. The resultant shape has no use whatsoever.
"So Ted, i noticed you didnt call back last night"
"Yeah i was busy making a wind sail"
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To open the sun roof, sticking your head out, sitting on the arm rest while driving by looking out the top and pressing the gas and brake with your left foot, only.
chris romano is a gay sloor. car sailing
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