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When you spread the lips of a vagina and discover there is a slimy, sticky ooze coming from it... and eat it anyway.
"What happened after I left last night?"
"Your girlfriend came onto me and I encountered the pink salamander"
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when a girl puts a bag of pop-rocks in her mouth and then gives you a a blow-job
friend 1: dude why did you buy all those pop-rocks?
friend 2: im goin to make my girl give me a sizziling salamander tonight.
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The act of giving a titty twister to the extremes of where the tit will crust away and peel like an orange until it is unexistent.
Me and my gf were sitting watching pirates of the carrabian and out of nowhere I reached over and gave her a crusty salamander. Then we danced.
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When a person cuts his very dirty pubes off and stuffs them into a girls butthole where they are eaten out.
the only time i tried the greasy salamander, it was a dare
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dude your dick looks bad. oh i just have the green salamander
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Guy buries most of himself in wet forest leaves but leaves his dick poking out
“I was walking through the forest and almost got hit with the ol’ sloppy salamander”
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A company in San Marcos, Texas, home of the San Marcos River and the endangered Blind Salamander, has a salamander in a clear river as a in logo. When all accounts are paid the company pays for drinks and steaks at local restaurant. A reference of the WWII phrase "when the eagle shits which refers to the US government pay day"
Hey everybody when the salamander shits it's time for drinks and steak night Tuesday at the restaurant