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The feeling after you consume “salami” and your mouth is coated with a thin film and you feel the compulsion to brush your teeth or use mouthwash.
“My boyfriend said I’m not going to kiss you with that salami mouth, go brush your teeth”
To replace an ex with another person. Usually in the form of sexual substitute. Generally, the person who replaces the ex is just being used.
Yeah Kerry salami switched Sam with Dillion, they fuck every night now, but Kerry doesn't even like him!
A measurement of meat, standardized by the USDA. Measuring approximately three inches long, or the same size as an average penis in the US.
Shopper: "May I have a cock of salami?"
Grocer: "Sure thing ma'am, do you want that raw or wrapped?"
When you get dry skin on your scrotum so the contrast looks like salami
I was wearing weird underwear and that gave me Salami Balls.
"Salami noises" is slang for masterbation/fapping noises.
Hey dude- why are you making so much Salami Noises? Try to quiet down a bit-
Costco is a threat to the offensive class, kinda gay for a Mexican bald dude named Carlos, he averages 14 offensive rebounds per basket. He’s 7’3 and is the worst defensive NBA player in league history.
Costco Salami is so bad at defence
A term used to describe someone who possesses salami, and lots of it.
Maddy: I have salami!
Cameron: SALAMI BITCH!