Winston-Salem

A large city in the ass end of nowhere with a penis as its largest building. Feel free to smoke anywhere, it's the only reason this shithole nothing-to-do town ever rose out of the tobacco fields and moonshine sheds.

"No one wants to live in Winston-Salem, you risk lung cancer driving through the place. I'm moving elsewhere as soon as fucking possible."

"By the way, keep your windows up downtown or you'll get shot by a banger or accosted by some cripple selling the paper.

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salem slammer

When you tie up a woman to a post (as if burning a witch) and then violently fuck her. Afterwards, you clean up get dressed and then set fire to the woman and casually leave the scene.

Johnny took that dirty worthless girl home from the bar and gave her a Salem Slammer

Salem Switcharoo

the act of switching yourself for a dead body to get out of sex

jemma really wanted to fuck me last night but i wasnt feeling up to it so i pulled the ol' Salem Switcharoo

salem special

When you cum into a cup and pour it into as many vaginas as possible.

Very efficient for reproduction.

I did a salem special last night I hope I have a son

Pulling A Salem

To become intoxicated with your parents' white wine on a Tuesday night.

Ex. 1)
"Bruh I'm hung over"
"What? It's Wednesday!"
"Yea, I pulled a Salem"
Ex. 2)
"Sup"
"Nm, just pulling a Salem"

Salem fanpage

The holy club of our sexy savior salem

Are you a part of the salem fanpage

william salem

A gay ass bitch witch for his boyfriend Elijah Woods. Hes a hot witch with beautiful eyes and hes tall af from the time of the Salem Witch Trials.

woah thats a hot gay dude! he must be a William Salem!